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The Steelers Hater’s Guide to the AFC North

Steelers Rivals

The AFC North is football’s grimiest, grittiest division—and no one wears that better than Pittsburgh. But being on top means building enemies. These aren’t casual rivalries. These are long, bitter histories soaked in playoff heartbreak, dirty hits, and more than a one-score games. Let’s break it down.


Cleveland Browns: Your Neighborhood Rival Who Never Learns
  • The pain goes back generations. Pittsburgh leads the all-time series 80–62–1, dominating the post-merger era while Cleveland has cycled through 30+ starting QBs.

  • Iconic moment: 2020 Wild Card game disaster. Pounceys on the first play. Ben Roethlisberger crying on the bench. Four first-quarter turnovers. Cleveland fans still call it their Super Bowl. That alone makes it insufferable.

  • Helmet Gate (2019): Myles Garrett vs. Mason Rudolph. A helmet was used as a weapon. It got ugly, fast. Don’t get us started on the false accusations Garrett made in regards to Rudolph. 

  • Why we hate them: Every year is “their year.” Every season ends the same (terribly). But that one win in 2020? You’ll never hear the end of it.

  • Bonus beef: They wanted to go 0–16 in 2017 for draft positioning. That’s the kind of energy we’re dealing with.


Baltimore Ravens: Biggest of all the Steelers rivals, and the One That Hurts the Most
  • Blood rivalry. Pittsburgh leads the series narrowly, 33–25, but nearly every game feels like a coin toss decided by pain tolerance. Often called the hardest hitting game in sports. 

  • Familiarity: Head Coaches Mike Tomlin and John Harbaugh were hired one season apart from each other. They have coached against each other 36 times over the better part of two decades, the 2nd most frequent coaching matchup in NFL history. 

  • Legendary clashes:

    • 2008 AFC Championship: 3rd matchup between the two teams that season. Polamalu’s pick-six sends Pittsburgh to the super bowl. Heinz Field erupts. 

    • 2010 Divisional Playoff: Down 21–7 at half. Pittsburgh storms back. Ravens melt down. One of the greatest Steelers wins ever.

  • Why we hate them: They were built from the bones of the old Browns and immediately turned into a mirror-image of us: smash mouth defense, elite linebackers, and playoff success.

  • Recent fuel: Lamar’s MVP seasons have put them back in the spotlight. Steelers fans will never accept purple and black being called “the class of the AFC North.”


Cincinnati Bengals: Little Brother Syndrome with a Loudmouth. Possibly the most annoying of the modern Steelers rivals. 
  • All-time dominance: Steelers lead the series 69–39. But that doesn’t mean it’s always clean.

  • T.J. Houshmandzadeh (2005). The loud wide receiver wiped his cleats with a Terrible Towel after sealing the division title with a win over the Steelers. Pittsburgh remembered. Weeks later, Pittsburgh ended the Bengals’ playoff dreams in Cincy, knocking out  QB Carson Palmer and steamrolling them on the way to a Super Bowl XL title. That one moment of towel disrespect basically lit the fuse for years of beatdowns.

  • Vontaze Burfict vs. Antonio Brown (2015): Cheap shot. Concussion. Whole fanbase is still bitter. Joey Porter walks onto the field. Bengals self-destruct. Steelers win. Pure chaos.

  • 2020s trash talk era: Joe Burrow changes the narrative. Ja’Marr Chase gets loud. Bengals beat Pittsburgh three straight times for the first time in forever—and acted like they’d invented football.

  • Why we hate them: They finally got good and instantly got cocky. Steelers fans don’t fear the Bengals. They just really, really don’t like hearing from them.


Now Entering the Bonus Round: The Non-Divisional Grudge Matches
New England Patriots: Trauma. Pure Trauma. Do they even consider the Steelers rivals?
  • Tom Brady owned Pittsburgh. He went 12–4 against the Steelers, including 3–0 in AFC Championship Games that decided who would represent the AFC in the super bowl.

  • Most painful moment: 2004 AFC title game at Heinz Field. Rookie Big Ben. Pick-six. Brady smiles. Still haunts us. Honorable Mention: Jesse James catch (2017).

  • Why we hate them: They were the reason multiple Super Bowl-caliber Steelers teams never got a ring. Add the smugness, the cheating scandals, and Belichick’s hoodie? Easy to root against.


Jacksonville Jaguars: The Underrated Nemesis
  • Playoff pain in two different decades.

    • 2007 Wild Card: David Garrard converts a 4th & 2 with a QB run. Heinz goes silent.

    • 2017 Divisional Round: Steelers lose 45–42 in a shootout after overlooking Blake Bortles.

  • Why we hate them: They shouldn’t be this annoying, but they just are. Always seem to ruin a good year.


Dallas Cowboys: The Legacy Rivalry
  • Super Bowl drama: Faced off three times in the big game (1970s and 1990s). Pittsburgh leads 2–1.

  • 1995 Super Bowl XXX: Neil O’Donnell’s multiple interceptions handed it to Dallas. Steelers fans still don’t forgive.

  • Why we hate them: America’s Team? Please. Steelers have more rings. More fans. And less drama.


Las Vegas Raiders (formerly Oakland): Historic Hate
  • 1970s blood feud. The Immaculate Reception. Jack Tatum vs. Lynn Swann. Franco vs. The World.

  • Modern-day weirdness: The Raiders still find ways to beat the Steelers unexpectedly (see 2013, 2018).

  • Why we hate them: Pure spite. This one’s for the parents and grandparents.


Philadelphia Eagles: In-State Irritation
  • Bragging rights last a while. Only play once every 4 years, but it gets nasty.

  • Why we hate them: Their fans. The constant need to one-up the Steelers despite zero shared history. Also, the Steelers have not won in Philly since 1965.


What It Means to Hate Like a Steeler

The AFC North isn't just a division—it’s a full-contact grudge match played in snow, blood, and broken pride. You don’t just want to beat these teams. You want to shut them up, shut them down, and leave them wondering what hit them. And just when you think the hate stops at the division line, enter the Cowboys, Patriots, Eagles, and Jags—reminders that Steelers grudges run deep and travel well. Pittsburgh doesn’t forget, doesn’t forgive, and never lets disrespect go unanswered.


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